- Never assist or offer to assist a man with lighting a fire, especially if you get it lit and he cannot – unless you are in the mood for stomping and sulking, you will unleash the five year old within him!
- Never “pop” to the shop in an old tracksuit sans makeup – Murphy’s Law you will meet everyone you know, including an old sweetheart from your younger days! 😳
- Never wax your eyebrows in hurry, or any other body part for that matter, repeat after me – waxing should be left to the professionals– unless you want to attend a dinner party with only one eyebrow!
- Never and this is a NEVER EVER, leave young children playing “quietly” while you enjoy a cup of coffee with a friend – unless you would like your walls and floors, redecorated with permanent marker! 😕
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